QUOTE OF THE WEEK
This is my public statement quashing the marriage rumours.
No there Is Nothing on the cards for Marriage. But after the Man Utd Premiership victory I probably should get married.
The Aunties still continue to give me a jab and a punch regarding the subject. I got told lately
“Swoosh you Getting Old, Time to get married”
My reply was swift
“I am in the class of a good wine. I get better with age”
They swore me in gujrati and left me alone”
Also while we on the subject of marriage. For those owes that are in my boat. Try this theory when the old Aunties are making damaal and want you to get married. It works perfectly. I kid you not……
THE THEORY OF THE FAT AUNTIES.
You know when you go to the weddings and functions and the FAT Aunties poke you and tell you that you are next, And When are you getting married, AND YOU ARE NEXT.
I found a solution. Go to them quietly and say the following.
“You Always asking me when you are next in the weddings.
How would you like it if I Told you
That YOU ARE NEXT at the maiyets or funerals”
Im telling you guys they will keep quiet and never bother you again.
TRUST ME IT ALWAYS WORKS
BUT FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT MARRIED, NOT GETTING MARRIED SOON…..
swoosh
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 8:58 amThe preparations have started, its just a matter of time.
Swoosh is going down! The blog will come to an end, his vrou will take control and the guy will be gone. it was good knowing you swoosh, we’ll meet Next LifeTIME!
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 9:46 amu bastard, u never told me u went to Bronkhorst to get fixed! goodbye to the old war horse. u are no more struggling.
Biggy
May 7, 2007 at 10:00 amMUBARAK!!!
Editor of the Blogg
May 7, 2007 at 10:29 amChanges to the blogg:
1) Babe of the week will no longer be a feature on the blogg due to a conflict of interest from the new government
2)Weekly soccer round ups will only be posted on tuesday mornings as the Drive back from Bronx tires out our reporter and he won’t be able to watch any football over the weekend.
3) This blogg will move away from Sports and babes and new topics such as ‘Best Buys’ and ‘Fashion Corner’ will be introduced
I know many will not like the changes, but with new government comes changes. We should all be happy that the blogg will be allowed to carry on.
While on the Topic of change Swoosh is looking to buy a Diesel vehicle for those long distance drives.
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 10:41 amswoosh the color scheem is not working ..its making it hard to read
we getting old our eyes not as good as the young bronkie farm fresh girls
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 10:50 amWell done Swoosh
Its about bloody time yeah
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 11:39 amNews Headlines: Man spotted in the Bronx wearing a Lacoste T Shirt and Pants… he ditched his Juve Kit and Track pants!!!
That says alot about miss SWOOSHY…
Biggy
May 7, 2007 at 11:59 amLooks like Swoosh pulled out all the stops for this chics Birthday!!! Has Swoosh found ‘The Specail One’
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 12:24 pmCONGRATS SWOOSH ,WELCOME TO THE CLUB ,WHAT CAN I SAY ,MINE IS TWO DAYS NOW ,GREAT STUFF TO BE MARRIED ,HONEYMOON TO ATHENS ! AT LEAST NOW WHEN I C U IN THE KAAP YOU WILL HAVE A BETTER HALF WITH YOU ,TOLD YOU NEXT DEC HOOKED LINED AND SINKED !
KOPOUT KAAP
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 12:27 pmInshallah!! has the time finally come?? under normal circumstances we would be upset with u for not telling us whats been going on but in this case who cares… she must be real special if he changed out of his italian gear!!
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 12:39 pmSources say they spotted him on Saturday Night in a Nehru suit…
with a Shelwaar.
One aunty screamed from the back his our own Amita Bachan!
Biggy
May 7, 2007 at 12:40 pmAfter having a chat with Swoosh’s agent, it has been brought to my attention that all this talk is just transfer speculation and the playa aint going anywhere. I guess we’ll have to wait for the transfer window to officially open!
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 12:45 pmbiggy which transfer window are you gonna wait for?
Anonymous
May 7, 2007 at 2:45 pmcorrection…its Abishek Bachan
Biggy
May 7, 2007 at 3:10 pmHarvey Travels motto: “Even though we far away we’ll get you where you wanna go”, well thats changed now.
“Even though we far away, Swoosh comes round every weekend so we’ll send your tickets with him”
Just couldn’t resist that one Swoosh
Faheem_Vezharz
May 7, 2007 at 5:42 pmBronks is round the corner from mburg.make a turn here on ur next trip 2 parliamant
Punisher
May 8, 2007 at 8:57 amApparently the parlimentarian/authoritarian was let free on the Bosman ruling to allow Swoosh to remain a player. I tend to have this smell for some solid dheg chow though.
Anonymous
May 8, 2007 at 6:03 pmSwoosh I’ve seen you with some real numbers in the past. Cant wait to see missus swoosh!
Does she have any sisters?
Anonymous
May 9, 2007 at 10:05 amU GOING DOWN!
BUT BRONKHORSTSPRUIT, COME ON GET SOMEONE LOCAL?
the b
Anonymous
May 9, 2007 at 2:32 pmTo all you narrow minded guys out there, doesn’t mean he goes to a party, he’s looking to get married already…and remember local isn’t always leka
Anonymous
May 9, 2007 at 3:53 pmhey anonymous shut the fu*k up!
from the brnx
May 9, 2007 at 7:35 pmis there anything wrong with us BRONKHORSTSPRUIT GIRLS?
At least we not like YOUR KOO, SLUTTISH, GIRLS! WITH NO MORALS