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THEORY OF HOSPITALS-Thou must not violate onesnvisiting rights at Hospitals and clinics by UBG

THEORY OF HOSPITALS-Thou must not violate onesnvisiting rights at Hospitals and clinics by UBG

By Uncle Bhai Gora

Areh Wah. We know that when you are sick, just a simple visit lifts your spirit. But vat happens when an Indian Uncle is Sick. Its like a mithoo moro man. Visitors,Noise, and once I even saw a cute little girl giving Sindhi to all the visitors that came. My point is simple .Do we violate our visiting rights and fail to respect the sanctity of the sick. Why do you think medical authorities came out with the concept TWO AT A TIME PLEASE. Do we viOlate our Visiting Rights at Clinic and Hospitals. UBG went to visit Saleem Bhas Uncle in Millpark Clinic as he had a Heart Attack. AREH WAH there was so many people and family there. Saleem Bhais Aunty Rooki brought her sons Scalectrix even to play and they phoned Adil to do up the Visiting Room. I hear Ismail Bhai was gonna bring a pot of Biryani even. Are we wrong to visit and make a Raasah in this manner? One Uncle heard the noise and the pulse machine started beeping profusely.Another patient there for three weeks said that she knows how to make Jelebi as she overheard Aunties talking in the corridor. One patient even knows whos jolling who in Fordsburg.

I heard a story the other day one Bhaai met his wife in the operating Theater. Svoosh wants to go for Operation now. Is it custom,Is it Tradition or is just plain Ridiculous man. Svoosh was telling me also once that he was in Mansoors and the garden boy came to fetch Jelebi.5KG it was Marked “”ATTENTION-DELIVER TO GARDEN CITY. SECTION 2-ONLY BETWEEN 7-8. Apparantly the new Bollywood movie is being shot in Garden City about Love. Its Called BEMAARI. I hear at Garden City,Millpark,Lenmed. I hear the India owes opening a Bismillas in these three clinics.Colon Cleansing and your check up at the same time. A jewish Lady was in a Coma in Millpark for 15 years. When she woke up she started speaking Gujerati because of all the Lawaro in the Hallways

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Comments (20)

  • FAT MAN
    October 18, 2012 at 12:21 pm Reply

    Swoosh, this was a classic line “and they phoned Adil to do up the Visiting Room. ” hahaha

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:19 am Reply

    Khalil Khan
    Whr do u come up with this stuff!!!! O_o
    Lmfao!!!

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:20 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    One Uncle heard the noise and the pulse machine started beeping profusely.Another paient there for three weeks said that she knows how to make Jelebi as she overheard Aunties talking in the corridor. One patient even knows whos jolling who in Fordsburg

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:21 am Reply

    Ebrahim Seedat
    My question to u is why is it that we make tym to visit them only when they sick or dying? Damit go visit them with your jalebi and biryani when they well!

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:23 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    Saleem Bha said this same Uncle used to tell him to FOCK OFF when he was well. But he reckon everyone said they will meet at Milpark

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:24 am Reply

    Mohamed Feroz Soni
    There was this Jewish old lady in a coma at Linksfield Clinic and the bed next to her was occupied by a Lenz aunty. While the poor old bag was in the coma, her brain was soaking up all the Gujerati and all the curry recipes. when she finally came out of the coma she started yelling at her sons to go to masiet and she told he DIL’s crap about how they not wearing scarf and all. Then she told her son to go call Moulana Timol cos she thinks someone did Jadoo on her. Poor Benjamin nearly crapped in his pants

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:24 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    Whatta a thing. That was linksfield imagine Garden City,Millpark,Lenmed. I hear the India owes opening a Bismillas in these three clinics

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:25 am Reply

    Ahmed Ismail
    It use to be da allipors pass time but now I see it’s spread to all da ghaams

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:25 am Reply

    Shoyab Wadee
    Now I tell the family that visitors not allowed ‘cos patient verrry infectious with incurable disease !

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:26 am Reply

    Mohamed Feroz Soni
    The other thing about our Haggas is that they dont adhere to visiting hours. They think that visiting hours are any time except between 3-4 and 7-8.

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:28 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    @ doc shoaib. Wats ur take on opening a bismillas at clinics.

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:28 am Reply

    Mohamed Feroz Soni
    Bismillas at the clinic will be good idea. Then at least the people are at the clinic when the food poisoning kicks in.

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:29 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    Clean the systems. Could be a value added health benefit. @gora. U ritte alipors we are guilty. I once seen my aunty fatma fooi come with a picnic basket and black cat sandwiches for the litys

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:30 am Reply

    Mohamed Feroz Soni
    They can bill discovery for the mutton karahe colon cleanser

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:31 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    They shooting the New Bollywood hit BEMAARI, about a lad who falls in love with a patient in the ICU. Staring The Khan bros

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:31 am Reply

    Mohamed Feroz Soni
    Bismillas will also be able to enter into a commission deal with proctologists and urologists for Piles patient referrals

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:32 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    Its spreading to other cultures as well. Recently a renowned toppie got a Heart Attack at the Grand. They came in with a horde of Eastern European Birds. Some of his bras contemplated putting a pole in the waiting room.Some reports also suggest that he asked for one more dance as they weeled him into theater. Ofcourse he was a Indian Toppie

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:33 am Reply

    Mohamed Feroz Soni
    Thats the toppie that almost went before he came

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:35 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    On the same note of Bemaaari.In Morula Sun there were reports of an Indian man suffering cardiac arrest in the Casino..As the Ambulance weeled him out he threw a chip and said 29 Must Fall.

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    October 22, 2012 at 10:36 am Reply

    Shoyab Wadee
    Netcare is not gonna agree to Bismillah- bad for infection control – u come to Milpaak and end up by Allahpaak ( passing West Park in between)

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