THEORY OF HOSPITALS-Thou must not violate onesnvisiting rights at Hospitals and clinics by UBG
By Uncle Bhai Gora
Areh Wah. We know that when you are sick, just a simple visit lifts your spirit. But vat happens when an Indian Uncle is Sick. Its like a mithoo moro man. Visitors,Noise, and once I even saw a cute little girl giving Sindhi to all the visitors that came. My point is simple .Do we violate our visiting rights and fail to respect the sanctity of the sick. Why do you think medical authorities came out with the concept TWO AT A TIME PLEASE. Do we viOlate our Visiting Rights at Clinic and Hospitals. UBG went to visit Saleem Bhas Uncle in Millpark Clinic as he had a Heart Attack. AREH WAH there was so many people and family there. Saleem Bhais Aunty Rooki brought her sons Scalectrix even to play and they phoned Adil to do up the Visiting Room. I hear Ismail Bhai was gonna bring a pot of Biryani even. Are we wrong to visit and make a Raasah in this manner? One Uncle heard the noise and the pulse machine started beeping profusely.Another patient there for three weeks said that she knows how to make Jelebi as she overheard Aunties talking in the corridor. One patient even knows whos jolling who in Fordsburg.
I heard a story the other day one Bhaai met his wife in the operating Theater. Svoosh wants to go for Operation now. Is it custom,Is it Tradition or is just plain Ridiculous man. Svoosh was telling me also once that he was in Mansoors and the garden boy came to fetch Jelebi.5KG it was Marked “”ATTENTION-DELIVER TO GARDEN CITY. SECTION 2-ONLY BETWEEN 7-8. Apparantly the new Bollywood movie is being shot in Garden City about Love. Its Called BEMAARI. I hear at Garden City,Millpark,Lenmed. I hear the India owes opening a Bismillas in these three clinics.Colon Cleansing and your check up at the same time. A jewish Lady was in a Coma in Millpark for 15 years. When she woke up she started speaking Gujerati because of all the Lawaro in the Hallways
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