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UBGS Ten Things to Stay away from in Ramadaan-Sandton and the Kajoor Effect

 

 

1.SANDTON AND THE KAJOOR EFFECT

Oh this one is hard.How many times I see my fellow married friends struggling and they have the thousand yard stare.

Its the only time aside form the World Cup they say Swoosh bhai Make shukr you guys are single. The Badaams and hotties are everywhere.You have no food and abstinance and Nafs play with you.Who says the Shaytaans are locked up

No Sir.His lities have come out to play.. The other thing about Sandton and other malls is the WAGS of the Saaaties.They portray the English Wags.They walk in every Shop..How did they do it.Arn’t they fasting.The men take a beating.They Curse.They suffer form fatigue and the Kajoor effect.. The WAGS Storm out of Wooolworths.If the Jamiat was FIFA They should ban the WAGS of the Saaties from Shopping.. And we sit back and say.Lucky we Single.Its the one time you lucky you single..

I mean you see the guys taking a beating like that Essoep owe suffering from Roza and walking down Nightingale Street. The husbands dont want to shop, They cant. But the WAGS make it Farz and Sandton on the weekend is just not the place to be during the month of fasting

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Comments (6)

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    July 24, 2012 at 9:41 am Reply

    Mohamed Feroz Soni
    Good thing its winter so at least all there’s some clothing being worn. Sandton in Summer is a killer on the nafs. lol

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    July 24, 2012 at 9:41 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet Ya look its ruff. Good point on the clothing. But those Winter boots after 2 weeks of kajoor. We need a Doctor on Standby :). What is the way to combat this situation. Should the menfolk leave the credit cards and say SHOP ALONE or should they risk financial damage. Also dont you get same things in Makro and Spa. The crowd their could save the men

    UBG Said to combat the NAFS one should picture a badaam with Mendhi. That was enuf to turn him off Zeenath Aman at a market in Bombay during the fast of 89 #True Story

  • Via Facebook
    July 24, 2012 at 9:41 am Reply

    Zaheda
    U can’t b serious!! Fyi, women dnt need u 2 accompany thm! U guys like 2, 4 the obvious reason. …..

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    July 24, 2012 at 9:42 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    yes but not during ramadaan. its sending a man into war with a pea shooter 🙂

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    July 24, 2012 at 9:42 am Reply

    Zaheda
    as alwys, the weaker sex………. Excuses, moanin n nagging! Imagine how tolerable we hv 2 b! In or out of ramadan,no dif! So wat u saying is- if u weren’t fasting u’d give in 2 temptation?

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    July 24, 2012 at 9:43 am Reply

    Naseem Mayet
    not really but a smoke or a coke or even a cinnabon can save me and make me rethink the situation. no food, no water, no smoking and fantastic scenery and lots of dates in the blood stream and patience to push a trolley and swipe the card . A quote by a sufferer. “Swoosh I wish I was at home reading. I cant take this. Is their online Shopping?”

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