SUPER TUESDAYS-BIG SPORTING MONTH
Its Super Tuesday again. With a break and the first semi final we thought wel put up the EURO 2008 WAG X11. Now obviously while the footie is going on , the WAGS were in Austria & Switzrland , shopping and well cheering for their men,
We also have given Uncle Bai Gora a column on Supertuedays and lets read what he has to say regarding the Bafana Bafana.
EURO 2008 WAG X11
1. Keeper:Alena Seredova (Buffon, Italy)
7. Midfielder:Oksana Andersson (Wilhelmsson, Sweden)
11. Striker:Sylvie van der Vaart (van der Vaart, Netherlands)
DONT CLOSE THE DARWAJOH (DOOR)
with Uncle Bai Gora
Swoosh0018.com: UBG. Ur thoughts on Bafanas draw with Sierra Leone
UBG: vho is Sierra Leone. Only Sierra I know is de car Sierra dat de owes drive in Durban, Ohkay…no jokes. dats vy i say, give me de job…somoene telling Santana vat to do. Its ridiculous
Swoosh0018: What do you think of Santanas results. 2 losses, a draw, one win. Many are blaming him.Is this fair?
UBG: Is deh anything dats ever fair in SA football. Ve let Queros, Troussier, Baxter go. Dey didnt give me de job. Vatch….Jomo will take over two veeks to go for vorld cup. Remember me
Swoosh0018: What is the problem. Are our guys treated too softly, Is it Santana, Are we just making Santana rich. Im tired of this situation. Is there hope Uncle Bai Gora?
UBG: Hope. vat de f#4k are you talking about Hope. You vant to know hope, Go see Perreira bathing in money at his place. Den youl see Hope
Swoosh0018.com: Sierra Leone played with 10 men behind the ball and barely bothered to attack. “Only one team tried to win this game,” said Santana. “Only one team tried to score.”
What do you make of this statement?
UBG: You must vin ur home games. As I said before ve are lacking in every department, mental and physical
Swoosh0018. Will we qualify Uncle Bai Gora?
UBG: Let me tell u a story lity. Ven I collected my pension in Parlock years ago, I vas valking.I met did aunty Sureshni. She vas nice.had very nice lungs and i vas swayed into taking her for lunch coz i had macha. Ay did aunty vas ordering everyting at Fishmonger, Prawns, lobsters, calamari. I vas deh sweating. After dat she reckon she vant desert. Ay she vas ordering, Kisses, toffee pudding..blueberry cheese cake, blackberry cheescake, I VAS JUST looking. Next thing she reckon I vant ssomething to vash did down wid Bai Gora. You vat i told her. Vy dont you drink the f34ken Umshloti RIver man.You f34ken draining me here.
Same thing Il tell you lity..You f34ken draining me here. Tell dem to f#4king get Guus Hiddink
Swoosh0018:Lol. LASTLY who you think will win Euro 2008?
UBG: As you alvays say, The curse and Bimari of Guus Hiddink. Russia vill vin. Becoz Guus is like me. Only he gets de chances to coach unlike me. Oh and I vant to go to Grand after to celebrate. As you alvays say..It vill be sublime
So SAFA, iF YOU NOT GIVE ME A CHANCE, I VANT GUus FOR OUR COUNTRY
SUPER TUESDAY DEVELOPMENTS FOR THE FUTURE
Ok for reading
pleasure we have secured a GOLFING Column. Now Golf is the second sport for many proffessional sportsman and many of our lads are into it at the moment. Its virtually signed and sealed.
I must admit I tried it once . F43ken walked around and just couldnt hack it. Went to the driving range and struck a few balls.
Anyways Golfing by Gary Rameh (Gary “Player”) will make its debut soon.
We also in process of securing a rugby column. Working on it by a lad who plays Rugby and he is Indian believe it or not.
The rest will be the same…….
So we looking forward to another BUMPER SEASON
Also anyone that has “BEEN THERE ,SONE THAT, met the greats, been to the great stadiums, email ur pics to email@example.com