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CONGRATULATIONS MAN UTD

Since it was a title weekend and the cable theft, I thought I will just convert this post into a Super Tuesday. So Il be adding on the rest of the writers bits on this Super Tuesday and give the MANCS some joy before Chelsea do the business in a fortnight

pictures.courtesy of the Chavel.He had to have a say

What can I say. CONGRATULATIONS MANCHESTER UNITED ON BECOMING PREMIERSHIP CHAMPIONS.
I say this with a heavy heart and lots of hasad…(jealousy)

I apologise for the slow updates, Its not a Oprah Winfrey scam….But they stole the copper cables at the office…. Whats f#4ken new……….

MAN UTD .CHAMPIONS OF THE PREMIERSHIP

Once again Penaltino stepped up and slotted home. I was at an alipor function at Homestead Park so I ended up watching the game with Anees Mayet. And when I got there Anees told me the b@#trds are 1-0 up through a penalty by Penaltino. We switched to the Chelsea game and it was 0-0. The only moment of hope came when the Heskey header just went over the cross bar. i said to Anees , Fuck if that had to go in . ……..

After a while I told Anees. Salo Awunoo (Its bloody coming), the equaliser that is. My reasoning coz Kirkland was having a blinder just like Miklosko was having years ago. Then Sheva scored and the Abus had hope. It was a difficult task but as an Abu YOU MUST HAVE HOPE AND BELIEF. But then Giggs came on. I thought the Wigan marking was poor for the Giggs goal. It was fitting though that a man of Giggs stature sealed it for the MANCS….AND WELL as an Abu I watched the celebrations and Sir Alex xhewing gum. Anybody knows this brand of 90 minute flavoured Gum. But f#4k it. Its hard for me to say…But the blog is almost two and a half years old and so far on my blog only the MANCS have won. So I will WAIT FOR THE F#4KEN DAY when someone else wins it. So till Europe………..Enjoy you f#4ken MANC

It was last day of the season so for many of the big teams it was just a case of resting players, strategising and winding down. But Azee. Sven getting a 8-1 hammering from Bourough. He is surely on his way out. And poor Reading winning 4-0 but still facing the drop. Hearts were broken. Reading, Derby and Birmingham. Dodi Al Fayed was smiling yesterday. Any idea who won our Fantasy League………………….?

And its all gunns blazing now for the Champions League and the Euro Championships

LA LIGA UPDATE

We know Madrid won, so wel get more from Irfaan in the La Liga update. I met Riyad Loonat at the Alipor Function and he had his Madrid kit on…gloating. But he mentioned to me that of all the Madrid titles..This one never felt right. He is happy they won it…But he said it was too easy

BUNDESLIGA UPDATE

Gatusso signs for Bayern or has agreed terms. Welcome back to Europe Bayern Munich. As I said to Killa, WTF. Do you Germans want to change it to Bayern Azurro Munchen

SERIE A UPDATE.

Great to see the Serie A go the Wire. Inter who I have the same hatred as I do to the MANCS…Must f#4ken lose it. They must get three points next week or else Roma will steal it, Thats if Roma win. Juve have qualified for Europe. But Shakes how did Milan f#4k it up yesterday. Can you imagine a Europe without a Milan. And they did everything.Like Mr Mathir, Maths tuition Mr Mathir used to say..”You Swim in the Ocean, But drown in the bath”

Now all Fiorentina need is 3 points against Torino and its bye bye Milan. But for now Again I say.Enjoy You MANCS

These pictures in from Mamoo

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MOSCOW HERE WE COME

SUPER 14 UPDATE

By ZK

So I’ve been away for a while and no I was not in hiding because of the Sharks 😛 Its more like I’ve had a bit of a holiday from a favourite pass time of watching sports…which meant the lack of what has been going on in the Rugby (though I regularly get updates when my team are loosing – again to fellow compatriots THANKS – like I needed reminding — for fcuks sake).

Fortune favours the brave so the saying goes…and welcoming to note that the Bulls Springbok players became brave on Friday to beat the Brumbies. Wikus van Heerden playin in place of Schalk Burger (out through injury) led the charge with Bakkies Botha. Wynand Oliver, skipper Fourie du Preez, wing bryan Habana and loosehead prop Gurthro Steenkamp chose the right time to regain their form especially leading up to the announcement of the first 45-man national training squad under new Bok coach DeVilliers.

Vodacom Bulls 28 – 17 Brumbies

So a flurry of tries made sure that the dismal performance of the Sharks in their overseas leg was not repeated. With five points in the bag they still may just have some little hope of getting into the semi’s. Another five points from the next match and a few results going their way can still ensure the home semi they want but the idiots had to leave it to faith and chance. This reminds me of a few years back when the results definitely did not favour us. The fact that we also don’t have those bonus points from the beginning of the seasons wins may be the ultimate nail in the coffin. *SIGH*

Quick recap of the game – the Sharks left it late for the bonus point and looked like they were heading to only a 3point win. Then what looked almost resemblant to the finals of last year sees in Odwa Ndungane touching down in a similar manner in which Bryan Habane denied the Sharks. And another followed ensuring a comfortable distance and a five point win.

I have to admit though that this was the best attacking performance of the season by the Sharks, sad though that it maybe too little too late.

The Sharks 33 – 14 Vodacom Cheetahs

The Lions have shown the mettle. For the die-hard Lion supporters I’m sure this weekends match would have left you proud on how far your team has come. Killing off the Chiefs super14 campaign at the right time the lead was almost destroyed when they let the Chiefs score two quick tries in the 80 min. The Chiefs loosehead Ben May was red-carded for trampling Joe van Niekerk. Facing the Stormers in the final match of the season, the Lions may just throw a spanner into the hopes of the Stormers gaining a semi final berth.(anyone with tickets let me know – would love to see the final match which plays a part for on whether my beloved Sharks make it or not!!!)

Auto & General Lions 33 – 27

Chiefs Stormers who could have secured a semi final place decided to leave it to chance by drawing the match against the Waratahs. Playing in horrid conditions – cold, wet, blustery – I would think that the Stormers had the advantage as it is their stadium. The result has thrown all the doors open for a playoff round. The Stormers started the match two points behind the Waratahs in fourth place, and now the Sharks are back in the frame. The Sharks are fifth going into the final weekend, but have the same number of log points as the Stormers, and are just trailing on points difference. I would say more on the match but really now I would be a little mmmm one sided as I was hoping that the Stormers lost just so that the Sharks were firmly back in the semi fray. Bottom line though I think the Stormers may have the better chances of a semi and hey ultimately (though saddening) I would like one SA team in the final especially after having two in last years one.

Vodacom Stormers 13 – 13 Waratahs

Other Results:

Reds 21 – 27 Crusaders

Highlanders 15 – 40 Blues

Hurricanes 21 – 10 Western Force Vodacom

Super 14 Log

1.Crusaders 52

2.Hurricanes 40

3.Waratahs 39

4. Vodacom Stormers 37

5. The Sharks 37

6. Blues 36

7. Chiefs 34

8. Brumbies 28

9. Western Force 28

10. Bulls 23

11. Reds 17

12. Highlanders 15

13. Cheetahs 13

14.Lions 12

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Comments (44)

  • Punisher
    May 12, 2008 at 6:28 am Reply

    we are the champions, we are the champions.

    17 and only 1 away from the record whereas the scousers are looking at beating our 26 year barren run

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 7:31 am Reply

    GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
    GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

    We are the CHAMPIONS!

    I ask now for all to answer is Gerard better than Carrick?

    Michael Carrick – 2 EPL titles!
    Stevie G – 0 EPL Titles

    Man United 2003 – 2006 without Michael Carrick – 0 EPL Titles!

    Man United 2006 – 2008 with Michael Carrick – 2 EPL titles!

    Sir Bobby Charlton

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 7:36 am Reply

    champione champione ole ole ole !!!

    “go”

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 7:40 am Reply

    the abu mudder chods compared us to samoosas at the beginning of the season.

    “whats the diff between man u & a samoosa ? “

    well guess what, we won the premiership , we scored the most goals , we conceded the least !!!

    compare us to whatever ,but ” WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS”.

    “go”

  • Shakes
    May 12, 2008 at 7:54 am Reply

    Were is Kopout? “Come the end of May”… LOL

    It’s not yet Mid May and we already have one trophy and the fools? Kopout are you still counting trophies?

    As the song rang out after the presentation with Liverfool supporters all round it felt amazing, “We are the Champions, We are the Champions, No time for Losers coz We are the Champions”…

    My laaitie all of one year old in his United kit was celebrating with a pat of the badge on his chest. I taught the kid well.

    All the ABU’s silenced again in May.

    Shakes

  • AZEE
    May 12, 2008 at 8:09 am Reply

    Sir alex keeps on producing. this is the 4th team he has built at trafford.What a way for giggsy to get the crucial goal to calm the nerves!
    In the words of the blogg it was SUBLIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

    sWOOSH SAYS THEY STOLE HIS COPPER CABLES SO HE CANT POST AN ARTICLE, DONT KNOW HOW TRUE IT IS, OR WHETHER AS AN ABU HE IS LICKING HIS WOUNDS!

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 8:11 am Reply

    Hows da man Ryan Giggs, 10 premier league medals & the most decorated player in English Football History.

    Fitting for him to score the winner & lift the trophy.

    chavilinho

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 8:12 am Reply

    There’s only 1 Steve Bennet, There’s only 1 Steve Bennet!

    There’s only 1 Rob Styles,
    There’s only 1 Rob Styles!

    GRAHAM POLL

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 8:14 am Reply

    Does Steve Bennett get a winners medal as well ..or did Purple nose not select him enough times ??

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 8:18 am Reply

    kopout for mugg of the season !!!

    “go”

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 8:25 am Reply

    Hey Swoosh

    The website was perfect last week.

    The archive and advertising columns are way too big. Most ppl are interested in the daily content. If someone really wanted to delve into your archives, they wouldnt mind taking the trouble to search.

    Hmmmmmm about the United double…
    Now that’s a great feat. Europe is always the biggest prize. Let’s see how that one unfolds. One night only… Neutral grounds… Everything to play for… The final is always a lucky packet.

    As for the league… In my humble opinion, who the F cares. Nothing very prestigious about the English Leauge anyway. Fair enough there many English teams that made it through to the last stages of the Champions league, but how good is the English league if England cant even make it to the Euro cup???

    Lastly : Why did United win the league over Chelsea???

    Ronaldo is definitely a better diver than Drogba

    ABR

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 8:28 am Reply

    Anonymous, don’t read Football365 and then post there comments here. Get your own ideas and thoughts.

    THERE’S ONLY 1 STEVE BENNET!
    THERE’S ONLY 1 STEVE BENNET!

    Graham Poll

  • azee
    May 12, 2008 at 8:58 am Reply

    abr and kopout 4 muggs of the year!

  • Uriah Renny
    May 12, 2008 at 9:00 am Reply

    Is gerrard better then carrick?

    is kopout a bigger mugg then abr?

    on both ?’s its tough to call!

  • SIR ALEX
    May 12, 2008 at 9:12 am Reply

    GLORY GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!

    TODAY YOU ARE ARE ALL BEING “PUNISHER”D COZ WHEN WE “SETH” TO YOU SUPPORT MAN UTD YOU GUYS DIDN’T LISTEN.NOW “SHAKES” YOUR BOOTY TO ANOTHER TEAM.I HOPE YOU ALL “AZEE” WITH ME?

    RATHER “GO” SUPPORT LEEDS UNITED FOR PLAYOFFS FOR CHAMPIONSHIP!

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 9:19 am Reply

    what a play on words? go you good thing sir alex go!

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 9:28 am Reply

    in “SIR ALEX” we trust !!

    “go”

  • Punisher
    May 12, 2008 at 10:02 am Reply

    fantasy league went to pops. well done for taking it away from the Seth residence.

  • kopin
    May 12, 2008 at 10:48 am Reply

    you will never walk alone, but you will be without a trophy for another 9 months!

  • Shakes
    May 12, 2008 at 10:57 am Reply

    Wat Milan Swoosh? I was totally focused on the final day in England. LOL

    Nah it’s becoming frustrating. One week we beat the leaders Inter with a solid performance and then go down to Napoli the next. I thought with two games left we had clinched our Champs League status for next season. Now we probably won’t make it.

    Rijkaard for next season is what I say. He’s available so Berlusconi and Galliani must move now.

    Swoosh wat was that you said about Rio and Vidic last year?

    Shakes

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 11:03 am Reply

    Dear Swoosh,

    I am writing to you in despair. I have seen the help you have given others and you are the only people I can now turn to. Before I start, I would like to ask you how much you pay your excellent writer Graham Fisher. I’m sure it isn’t enough.

    I have officiated at two games of football this season involving my favourites, the champions Manchester United. In both of these games I have performed admirably and made some excellent and crucial decisions. Despite the brilliance of my performance, everybody else in the world seems to think I have got it wrong. How can I have got it wrong if United have won the league?

    I am equally disappointed that despite taking centre stage and producing performances of elegance and beauty, managing to combine likeable good humour and banter with the air of authority, some media outlets insist on talking about the players rather than me.

    The two games to which I refer are the game at Old Trafford on 23rd March between the wonderful United and that team that play in red from just up the road. Liverpool, yes that’s it. The other game was yesterday when my United won the league by winning against some Rugby League club.

    In the first game, some nasty little Argentinean feller tried to hurt my favourite player the effervescent, bubbly red head, Paul Scholes. I managed to avoid the temptation to send him off or punch him and just showed him the yellow card. Oh how the silly little man moaned at me.

    Then, after that awful attack on my Paul, this man kept going on at me. I was so cross that I didn’t dare warn him or say anything to him because I might just have said something that I would regret. Then when I booked Liverpool’s best player for nothing, ha ha, this little man had the nerve to ask me why I had done it. Obviously, I sent him from the field of play. Has he not heard of the respect agenda?

    Some people criticised me for that decision. I was baffled, but then I realised that real fans, Manchester United fans, didn’t criticise me. I knew then that I was right.

    The fuss about that game had died down and then I managed to arrange it so that I could referee the title decider yesterday between United and someone else.

    Quite early on the lovely Scholesy did a silly tackle. I could have let him off but I thought people would only moan at me so reluctantly, I showed him the yellow card. I apologised and Paul was very good about it.

    Then one of the players from the other team had a shot on goal that might have gone in. Luckily, my God son Rio Ferdinand stuck out his arm and stopped the ball. Some people said I should have given a penalty and even sent Rio off. How ridiculous. If I had done that it would have been so much harder for United to win.

    Paul really was naughty after that and he fouled another player. I gave him a good talking to and told him that if he did it again I would be telling his father what he had done. Paul knew exactly what I meant as my brother has a fiery temper, like many red heads.

    I was able to give United a penalty which was a huge relief, and then because I was sure that all would be well in the end, I was even able to teach my nephew a lesson by not giving him a penalty when someone from the other team assaulted him in area. It was a great day all round and I just don’t understand what people are moaning about.

    Didn’t people want United to win the title?

    Yours in desperation,

    SB, referee, all round good egg and United fan.

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 11:47 am Reply

    Glory Glory…well done yo United…a good team led by a gr8 manager….

    pls do the business against Chelsea….cant have those c@#ts winning…….

    and well done to POPS….

  • kopin
    May 12, 2008 at 11:55 am Reply

    from howard wilkinson,keegan, big ron at villa, hoddle, souness, houlier, rafa, mourinho, avram, george graham,arsene weneger, some have treid with a little succes but none have dethroaned sir alex.

    in sir alex we trust!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 12:24 pm Reply

    Hey anonymous stop copying letters from other sites and pasting them here!

    Why you asking Swoosh for help, his Juve buy out the whole ref’s association.

    There’s only 1 STEVE BENNET!
    There’s only 1 STEVE BENNET!

    There’s only 1 ROB STYLES!
    There’s only 1 ROB STYLES!

    Graham Poll

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 12:35 pm Reply

    United are so successful becos of the manager…some 22 years…no other team has that…and SAF got the eye for talent…..

    The man swore he would de-thrown liverpool from the top….and guess what he did….

    SAF – respect

    A liverpool supporter…

  • al fayed
    May 12, 2008 at 12:38 pm Reply

    well done to fulham……gr8 last part of the season…..happy they stayed up……

  • ZK
    May 12, 2008 at 12:47 pm Reply

    congrats to the mancs and awesome from giggs 🙂
    one more appearance and he will be the most capped Man player ever 🙂

  • Punisher
    May 12, 2008 at 1:17 pm Reply

    it’s amazing that how the abu’s come up with issues such as the ferdie handball etc. I would agree that it should have been a pen, but then again there were many that were not given during the season, chelki’s handball against MUFC, Wigan on Scholes etc.etc. This is just how teh cookie crumbles and you must accpet the good and the bad.

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 1:35 pm Reply

    HELLO, MY NAME IS KOPOUT AND I NOMINATE MYSELF FOR MUGG OF THE DECADE.
    MANCHESTER UNITED ARE THE BEST.LIVERPOOL ARE SHIT, TORRES SHOULD BE SOLD TO UNITED COS HE PLAYING IN A SHIT SIDE.
    I AM A DOOS.I KNOW SHIT ABOUT SOCCER.I MAKE DUMB COMMENTS.

    KOPOUT

  • Shakes
    May 12, 2008 at 1:41 pm Reply

    Punisher I think Swoosh summed it up in the Intro to this post. All these issues that the ABU’s are coming up with, including the referee Bennet has one thing in common, jealousy. They were celebrating their title in September already, and all because they had beaten the whipping boys Derby 6-0.

    Now when the trophy gets handed over United are stepping up to the podium again. It’s hatred rather than being sportsmen and saying well done.

    They easily forget the Hleb incident in the Champs League. Like you said thats how the cookie crumbles, ref didnt give arsenal the pen and liverpool went thru to the semis. Arsenal had to move on.

    Shakes

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 1:43 pm Reply

    Punisher

    The scum are quick to forget when Kuyt’s neighbour and childhood friend was the ref in the CL. He didn’t see the blatant foul on Hleb.

    F**K them, so what if Steve Bennet supports us and Rob Styles supports Chelsea! It’s called the Calciopoli, tell them to go investigate!

    There’s only 1 STEVE BENNET!
    There’s only 1 STEVE BENNET!

    There’s only 1 ROB STYLES!
    There’s only 1 ROB STYLES!

    Graham Poll

  • craven cottager
    May 12, 2008 at 1:44 pm Reply

    it was the power of di and dodi that saved us from the drop!
    roy hodgson you beauty you biscuit!

  • NEWTON HEATH OLD BOY
    May 12, 2008 at 1:48 pm Reply

    over 38 games every ref helped us out? right?

    the scum abus, rather shut your mouth then talk about refs!

    in steve bennet we trust!
    to the liverpool fan you hit it on the head the one constant through all the years has been SAF! CREDIT TO YOU MATE!

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 1:51 pm Reply

    CAMPIORE! CAMPIORE OHLE OHLE OHLE!

    SHOW RESPECT TO THE TRIBE IN RED!

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 2:34 pm Reply

    hey swoosh , get the act on the blog together.

    you were supposed to paint the blog red !!!!!!
    or rather paint it black, cos it’s a black day for the abu’s !!!

    “go”

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm Reply

    “GO” WHY DONT YOU PAINT YOUR MIELIE YELLOW?

    LIVERPOOL HAVE BEEN WITHOUT A LEAGUE TITLE FOR HOW MANY YEARS?

    HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU HAD SEX?

    KOPOUT

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 3:02 pm Reply

    last nite kopout , last nite.
    it was the sex u havent yet experienced !!!!!!

    19 years & counting.

    “go”

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 3:17 pm Reply

    go you good thing go!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm Reply

    GO YOU GOOD THING!
    GO YOU GOOD THING!
    GO YOU GOOD THING!
    GO YOU GOOD THING!
    GO YOU GOOD THING!

    THE BETTER CONNECTION!

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 3:36 pm Reply

    You know….i say fuck it….its all coz of you fucking scousers…just coz your team cant freakin getg anywhere you okes must come support my team…no wonder we didnt get the league…all i can say is come CL final please please support the mancs instead…please swoosh…..loks

  • Anonymous
    May 12, 2008 at 6:41 pm Reply

    Sir Bobby Charlton, GO GET YOUR HEAD EXAMINED. YOUR COMPARISONS ARE STUPID AND SHOWS YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF FOOTY!

  • Anonymous
    May 13, 2008 at 7:26 am Reply

    We are the champions, we are the champions. I would just like to remind the ABU’s out there that even if you win 1-0 on penalty, it still is a win. The Abu’s are now feeling A BLU hehehehe. Maybe they should try investing in young talent and TRY and KEEP them rather than say “Who is Ronaldo”, we have never heard of him, let’s buy someone else”. Hehehe, it came to bite them in their bum coz the same Ronaldo scored more goals than any other player. So penaltino or not it’s still Goalassimo as Manchester United win AGAIN. Nothing new, nobody doubted it. Just those that can’t read the log properly.

  • Anonymous
    May 13, 2008 at 7:28 am Reply

    Chelsea can keep the replica trophy they had at the bridge on Sunday. At least they can say they won something this season-hehehehe.

  • Anonymous
    May 13, 2008 at 1:30 pm Reply

    HELLO, MY NAME IS KOPOUT AND I NOMINATE MYSELF FOR MUGG OF THE DECADE.
    MANCHESTER UNITED ARE THE BEST.LIVERPOOL ARE SHIT, TORRES SHOULD BE SOLD TO UNITED COS HE PLAYING IN A SHIT SIDE.
    I AM A DOOS.I KNOW SHIT ABOUT SOCCER.I MAKE DUMB COMMENTS.

    KOPOUT

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