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This week on Super Tuesday we have Ejaz and Chavel as our usual panel of experts. Of course there will be alot of banter inbetween. After the VOLCANO erupted at POMPEY, This will be a Super Tuesday. No super 14 Update today though but Super Tuesday it is


From The Kop End
NEWcastle, same old sh_te for Keegans’ barcodes
Ejaz Khan


Fernando Torres named Barclays Premier league player of the Month

Torres continues his scoring run with a dummy of note before slotting past Harper, Gerrard pinging in a perfectly placed thru’ ball

Torres turns provider to setup Gerrard who dinks the ball over Harper


Thank Goodness Rafa didn’t listen to Gerrard and Carra to brink Owen back, ‘cause he is clearly finished
5 wins in a row now and the Reds are back to winning ways. Torres is as good as it gets, and has been set a target of 30 this season by Rafa. He looks well on his way to making his target and exceeding it too. Definitely worth ever penny spent. Torres and Gerrard combined brilliantly throughout, and it seems Rafa has figured out how to best use Stevie G (Free role, mostly just behind Torres). Their understanding is growing, and it can only lead to better things in future

DIC blocked by Tom Hicks
Dubai investment Capital have not managed to secure part ownership of Liverpool Football club. The stubborn Yank has released a statement on the official website: “DIC made it clear that if they invested in the Club, they would want it to be managed by committee. Based on my thirteen years of successful experience as an owner of professional sports teams, and based in particular on the situation at Liverpool Football Club over the past year, it is clear to me that such a committee approach would not be in the best interest of Kop, of the Club or of the Club’s loyal and passionate supporters. “Accordingly, I have decided to exercise my right under the Kop Football (Holdings) Limited partnership agreement to veto any sale of any portion of Kop and the Club to DIC.”
Lets just hope this does not cause a loss of concentration when the players runout at the San Siro tonight.

Inter Milan 0 – Liverpool 2 (aggregate)
An early goal for the Reds will finish it off, though I’m pretty sure Rafa will go there with a defensive attitude. But with Rafa, in Europe, you never question too much.
Inter Milan are still the Champions of Italia, and at the San Siro , anything can happen.

Some wonderful upsets this weekend in the FA Cup. I’ll let Chavel give the excuses

THEATER OF DREAMS
By LAAL CHAVEL (RED RICE)

Inside the Theatre
The Final Stretch

It was’nt in our taqdeer my dear brudders. A painful result vs. Portsmouth. Of all the teams in the FA CUP we had the hardest route facing Premier League opposition teams all the way. But it looks like fate has it this year is the year of the underdog. That as they say in England is the romance of the FA CUP – the minnows can upset the top dogs on their day & go all the way. Cardiff, Barnsley & West Brom completing the trio of Championship hopefuls. A weekend of mixed fortunes, the league title now lies in our grasp with the gunners dropping yet another 2 points. We have to focus on positives although the league title race is far from over the goons have blown a 5 point lead, their young talent clearly lack the experience of winning a title. Looking ahead, Sunday the 23rd of March will be billed as the Clash of the Titans – a day which sees us facing the fools at home & the Gunners facing Chelsea the same day, these games should light up the blog once again. On April the 5th the Goons will play the Fools at the Emirates. A week later in a game that could decide the championship United face off against the Arsenal at the Theatre. Finally another potential title decider on the 26th of April when we play Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. Poor Chelsea in line to win nothing domestically, smacked by Barnsley for all the millions they’ve spent. Bastards deserve it. They stole our CEO Peter Kenyon, they stole Jon Obi Mikel & when we were inline to sign players like Arjen Robben, they spied on our scouting system & lured players way for money & not passion. Kenyon arrogantly made the statement last season the premiership would be “ a league of one “, but we got our trophy back. Retaining the title should be Uniteds priority.
Two cracking months of football lie ahead.
Crucial Fixtures:

Prospects
Potential crisis here as Van Der Sar is out with a groin strain & Kusczak is suspended for the next game against Derby. Ben Foster could well make an appearance & not go out on loan. Is this his big break> Lets see…

Games
Last Game v Portsmouth (0-1)

What a tragedy of a match, we were fcukin robbed. Robbed I tell you!!. It was an uphill battle from the first foul. We were playing against a12 man Portsmouth squad with one of their players wearing black blowing the whistle. A cruel game denting our treble dream. Those pompey bastards got away with a lot of dirty play. I wont moan about us not getting a penalty but if you have no intention of playing the ball & simply want to take out the man what other decision can you give? Their penalty decision – if you study the replay Kusczak made absolutely no contact with Baros, that ex liverfools fcukin diver got our man sent off, & the ref was just too happy to hand out the red card. The pic below clearly show Baros is still on his feet after Kuszcak passes him. Fcukin diver he must have learnt those skills at the kop. Fergie came out lambasting the officials & the ref which might land him in some trouble with the F.A. Watch Fergies reaction on the game here: http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid958992159/bctid1446723199

Next Game vs. Derby (Kickoff Sat 15 Mar 17:00 SS3)
Still a game in hand , time to tighten the grip & keep up the pressure. We have to capitalize on the 2 points dropped by the goons.

Chavilinho

TIT ‘ BITS
MUGG OF THE WEEK:

This weeks Mugg of the Week has to be Avram Grant. One thing that always Erks me is managers of no calibre that are paid monstrous salaries but dont have the backing.

Grant is not in the class of Hiddink and Sven etc, yet he sits on Abrahamovic’s payroll. Even Bai Gora would have got them so far. And no Drog. No No, Avram in the voice of the cruel lady from the Weakest kink , YOU ARE THE MUGG OF THE WEEK, GOODBYE

THE GOAL OF THE WEEK THAT I SEEN OR HEARD PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT:
The penalty by Suliman Montari that Sunk the MANCS, Who could argue with me there.he he

HAIRSTYLE OF THE WEEK

LOOKALIKE OF THE WEEK

SPORTING INSULTS

Glenn McGrath & Eddo BrandesGlen McGrath, employing gamesmanship tactics tried to get under the skin of Zimbabwe player Eddo Brandes. He ran up to Brandes during a follow through and enquired: “Oi, Brandes, why the hell are you so fat?” Without missing a beat, Brandes replied “Cos every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit”
The spontaneous retort sent even the aussie slip fielders into delirium who were seen lying on the ground clutching their stomach all the while as McGrath retraced his steps to the start of his run-up for his next delivery

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Comments (54)

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 7:41 am Reply

    For once The referee wasn’t a united supporter.

    Dirk Rooney and cronies were pumped up before the game, but got pomped in the game

    YNWA
    Baros

  • ZK
    March 11, 2008 at 7:43 am Reply

    Hey guys sorry no round up …but hey
    SHARKS WON WOOOHOOO
    so who cares 🙂
    (took the weekend off having a party :P)
    o and i think i finally see the light in an SA team 🙂

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 7:43 am Reply

    Chavil, you almost as bad as Ferguson with the bad loser syndrome.

    Harry Redknapp

  • ZK
    March 11, 2008 at 7:46 am Reply

    o btw Killa yes they have what it takes to go down under…
    see you and mini this weekend

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 7:48 am Reply

    “Glory Glory Sully Muntari
    And the Manks got pomped at home”

    Ejaz

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 7:59 am Reply

    waa haa haa haa… rice boy…u okes are kak….viva pompery

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 8:08 am Reply

    Hey guys. how was the soccer this weekend, it was soooocool. the “high” and not so mighty got there asses kicked by portsmouth.

    Haha, what a joke, wheres all that united big mouths now?

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 8:11 am Reply

    Hey guys. how was the soccer this weekend, it was soooocool. the “high” and not so mighty got there asses kicked by portsmouth.

    Haha, what a joke, wheres all that united big mouths now?

    Yusuf

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 8:12 am Reply

    excellent article Chavel. You hit the nail on the head. Ejaz – I see that you climbed out of your closet to again lambast Utd – A true ABU.
    Punisher

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 8:22 am Reply

    Punisher

    I had to becoz the stick you guys giev us when we lose,its as if you mancs are more happier when we lose than when Manure Win.

    When Liverpool loses, the stick flows from all over.

    In this case, it is better to give than receive.
    So take it,how you guys enjoy giving it

    Ejaz

  • Mini
    March 11, 2008 at 8:57 am Reply

    ZK look forward to meeting you this weekend!

    Punisher- some of the scum are real slow hey(its already Tuesday).

    Seth-Thanx for the history lesson.I actually do recall the incident but didn’t know the dudes name.That dude Bowyer was scum I admit( he was always causing shit).Well he don’t play for Leeds no more so good for us.So i guess it wont be as long as 2050 until we back.I say two more seasons!

    Ooh aah Cantona!

  • SETH
    March 11, 2008 at 9:21 am Reply

    Ejaz don’t talk sh*t.

    Everyone knows you scum take more joy in United losing than Scum winning. Even your 1st few articles used to make comparisons to the Manc every week and rate our performance!

    Yeah we disappointed that we lost but F**K that it’s just going to motivate us more to bring the Premiership home!

    And we looking forward to the 23rd to give some more PUNISHMENT!

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 9:29 am Reply

    mini – wtf … u meeting a chick…good start to the weekend cause you always telling me that you are going out with this guy and that guy. you were getting me worried :). Anyhow, R u going to the rugga? Seth Are we still on for sat?
    Punisher

  • ebi Kop End
    March 11, 2008 at 9:33 am Reply

    ALL HAIL POMPEY AND REDKNAPP !!!
    but my moneys on Barnsley FOR THE FA CUP!
    Our boys are doing well since our Barnsley defeat! El Nino is just in a different class!
    Inter tonight will be a battle… we should overcome them! Its gonna be magical…

    Sour grapes Fungus Face Fergie and his Mancs! A game decided in the seventh minute with the scoreline at 0-0 and all the players still on the pitch? Utter nonsense!!!
    What about the reckless, airborne lunge made by Wayne Rooney after 20 minutes – without question, the most dangerous foul of the afternoon! No comments made about that! U mancs are sore losers!

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 9:42 am Reply

    EBI J, welcome to the blog.
    where have you been ?

    oh, i forgot, united lost , so you came out of hiding ? arent you a liverscum fan ? oh, we get it, u scum have been lambasted so much this season, u had to find some excuse to attack the united faithful on the blog.

    well done to portsmouth & well done to barnsley(what division??) for whipping the scum & chelsea.

    “go”

  • swoosh0018
    March 11, 2008 at 9:52 am Reply

    Im sure you okes will see a few comments removed.

    I say it again.”Hate the game and not the Player”

    Lambast the man about him only writing and focussing about the MANCS, Its fine.

    But dont get Personal please…..

    Il say it everytime If I hAVE TO….

    POMEPEY,POMPEY, POMPEY…..

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:10 am Reply

    SWOOSH YOU ARE A BUYEST CUNT. WHEN EJAZ GETS BLASTED YOU FUCKING CALL IT GETTING PERSONAL WITH HIM.I’VE READ TH BLOG TODAY & THERE WAS FUCKALL BEING PERSONAL , OR ANYTHING BEING SO BAD THAT IT HAD TO BE REMOVED.
    WHEN THE FUCKERS GET PERSONAL WITH UNITED SUPPORTERS , YOU FUCKING TURN A BLIND EYE.
    WHATS GOOD FOR ONE MUST BE GOOD FOR ALL , OTHERWISE RENAME THE FUCKING BLOG TO “LIVERSWOOSH0018POOL.COM”
    YOU ALWAYS STAND FOR EJAZ. HE GETS BLASTED COS HE WRITES UTTER SHIT , & HE LACKS RESPECT FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOT A LIVERPOOL SUPPORTER. SO WHY SHOULD THE UNITED FAITHFUL RESPECT HIM OR EVEN BE NICE TO HIM ?
    SWOOSH, ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH EJAZ ??? U GAY CUNTS.

  • naseem
    March 11, 2008 at 10:19 am Reply

    Above Is the type of comments we get time and time again. Il leave it here so people can check.

    And it comes from people that cant leave a name.

    hOW FITTING…

    Any comment that the admin team feels unfit will not be published.

    As I said swear a man on what he says, Dont get personal and bring gay comments out and degrade the writers please. Its these comments above that we will try to eradicate and remove in the future

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:27 am Reply

    SWOOSH, I’M SO SORRY, DID I TOUCH A SENSITIVE SPOT?
    AM SURE WHAT WAS SAID HAS SOME TRUTH IN IT.
    WHY DONT THE BLOG TELL US WHAT THEY THINK OF THE COMMENT & IF IT IS SOOOOO BAD ?

    TRUTH VS HAQ

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:28 am Reply

    The mancs are boiling lol, the blood is boiling

    Chavel, Pompey had Karee Kitchry

    Istima weekend is the Jihad Abus vs Alis, cant wait

    Sikander “Big Kop” Degam

  • naseem
    March 11, 2008 at 10:30 am Reply

    Cool bro, Let the blog speak, Alls fair in Love and War.

    As Tooko said in the good,the bad and the ugly. “Do you have a name,Do you have a Number?”

    Just sign off with SOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIMAN F#4KEN MONTARI

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:35 am Reply

    U SEEM TO FORGET SIGNING OFF WITH DWIGHT YORKE & ANDY COLE.
    DWIIIIIGHT F#%6ING YORKE & ANNNNNDDDDDDYYYYY F$^6ING COOOOOOLE.

    IN TRUTH VS HAQ, ALWAYS TRY TO REMEMBER.

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:36 am Reply

    shame poor mancs….
    idiots of note….

    Viva pompery Viva pompery

    “Stop”

  • naseem
    March 11, 2008 at 10:37 am Reply

    ejaz, u are truly shit. u talk so much kak. ur articles stink.

    honestly, i aint a writer, but i wouldnt attempt to cos i cant.

    u should give up writing, or really try to improve, cos you are fucking kak.
    (Not on-. Dont get personal.If you want to get so personal, Leave your name wel publish it-swoosh)

    u talk about united supporters being more happy when liverpool lose than whe united win, for fuck sakes, who’s talking more about uniteds loss this weekend ? who is more happier u dumb doos? it’s u liverpool supporters.

    i havent seen one article by laa, whereby he compares united to any other side. he is straight to the point , with no excuses.
    (Thats fine-swoosh)

    your dumb articles compare liverpool to united. i should actually be happy for that, cos u regard united in such high esteem.
    (Thats even fine-swoosh)

    i remember barnsley giving you buns at anfield not too long ago. a side a division or 2 below.united lost to porstsmouth & to a great tactical manager in harry redknapp.
    (ay,,thats even fine-swoosh)

    u still sit in front of the tele with your full liverpool attire ?

    I HATE LIVERPOOL !!!
    I HATE STOOOPID LIVERPOOL FANS LIKE EJAZ !!! (hate the game , not the player-swoosh)
    ———————————–
    hERES THE COMMENT that was removed BLOG!

    Was I right, or was I wrong…..

    Swoosh

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:41 am Reply

    I agree with that first comment. So many times have the referee favoured Man Utd. When he doesnt, they say they were cheated.

    Bloody Mancs,They give but they cant recieve

    Avinesh

  • ebi Kop End
    March 11, 2008 at 10:41 am Reply

    leave your name, dont hide behind Anonymous!
    well done swoosh, get rid of the scum

    GO… NOW WHY SHOULD I HIDE AWAY?
    ITS THIS FLIPPEN 3G CONNECTION I GOT FROM YOU

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:42 am Reply

    The united okes slam ejaz…
    what about that rice paper guy.(basmati boy).he`s so biased himself….talking about being robbed and how the okes are learning to dive from the KOP..U okes lost u lost…Pompey pomped u.hahahah.theres only one diver in the premiership and that`s ronaldo..he`ll get more penalties when he stops cos no one like to be made a fool…players and ref`s…

    United okes cant take it when they lose…shame poor waste of skins…

    “Stop”

  • naseem
    March 11, 2008 at 10:46 am Reply

    Cole and Yorke

    Hated those b@#tards. Especially when they Sunk us in Turin and we were 2-0 up.

    But Il never forget when Cole sold them against West ham.

    “Seth remember the words, COLES THROUGH, HIS MISSED IT” Fucken mugg sold you ba@#tards that day. What a great ABU feeling.

    “WHAT A SAVE BY MIKLOSKO”

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:48 am Reply

    No name brand twat

    I understand my articles touch a nerve, articles which I do for fun and with you not being allowed to add your name because your parole officer is watching your every move,it can bring your blood pressure up, so I understand

    You think if you type with Caps lock on, we get scared or something!!!
    Please…

    Go to Home Affairs and get a name,then maybe someone will take you seriously

    Seth and the rest
    PLease get clued up on terminology
    Scum is a universally accepted term used for ManUre
    Don’t confuse it with Liverpool

    TRY to be original

    1st the silent traffords copy the tunes from the Kop songs, now

    I can’t blame them for copying the benchmark in world supporters, The Kop!

    Ejaz

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:52 am Reply

    Super Tuesdays. What a great post. I enjoy both the writers. Its good reading. But cant we discuss Sport.

    Why must our people always get personal and nasty. Show your support.

    Talk about Sport, Please.I love the sports jibs and jibes.

    Sad, Very Sad, Keep it going Swoosh. Just eradicate the immaturity

    Hassen

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:57 am Reply

    Azee, Do you remember Perry Groves

    Marty McFly
    Back to the Future

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 10:58 am Reply

    Somehow Sir Alex’s tactics worry me.
    Even in Europe. For a Cup game taking off Teves and bringing on a holding midfielder.Doesnt make sense. I hope in Eurpe he goes attacking.

    A MANC

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 11:00 am Reply

    His tactics were spot on against Lyon , What you mean MANC?

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 11:05 am Reply

    Yusuf asked earlier where are all the big mouths?

    All the mouths are in the Port

    Distin

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 11:20 am Reply

    Brothers…keep the fikr….let’s all go to the ijtima on the 21st and all the liverpool boys can make dua for a win. maybe that will make them happy

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 11:43 am Reply

    lol, ebi j

    mtn, the better connection.

    swoosh, i dont think the article by anonymous was that bad (bar the vulgarity & the gay comment).
    there are valid points made with regard to you favouritism.
    i’ve seen worse comments & personal attacks being left on the blog , which you chose to overlook.

    i personally think that your writer brings on these attacks upon himself by the sometimes weak, biased & unfounded as well as extremely childish comments.

    if individuals have chosen to write articles, let them take the brunt of what comes with it.there is absolutely not a % love relationship between the abus & alis. either u love them or you hate them. there is no line.

    “go”

  • SETH
    March 11, 2008 at 12:00 pm Reply

    Ejaz

    Since when is Scouser Scum a universally accepted term for Man United? I didn’t know your scum had the intelligence to put a tm on that term.

    Oh and the reason why we need to steal your scummy tunes is because our supporters are too busy celebrating titles to come up with songs! What’s it going to be 18 years soon?

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 12:17 pm Reply

    Swoosh

    Stop being a fool
    The anonymous guy is clearly some u know.
    If u asked me he is just trying to make trouble as he usually does.
    I say you expose him for what he truly is
    He is nothing but a jealous vindictive cunt
    He always will be like this

    EXPOSE HIM SO HE STOPS

    Herbly

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 1:29 pm Reply

    Seth

    So you admitting that United supporters are as unoriginal as you can get?

    They stole the song, “we won it 5 times”, so they can sing “We won it 1 time”

    Wow, thats alot to shout about

    Ejaz

  • SETH
    March 11, 2008 at 1:39 pm Reply

    No Ejaz you misunderstand me.

    All i’ve said is that we are too busy celebrating to come up with dumb a** songs that your scum have to sing to keep themselves entertained as the football your scum play is clearly not entertaining enough!

    No mention of supporters being “as unoriginal as you can get.”

    I thought i heard the KOP sing 18 years and waiting the other day?

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 1:43 pm Reply

    LOL Seth – I just hope Ejaz’s lightie if he has one is not a Liverscum cause he won’t see the scum win a trophy for another 18 years
    Punisher

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 1:54 pm Reply

    Seth

    Almost right, They were singing “18years and waiting and United have yet to equal or pass”

    All I have to say to that for now is… GO Gunners !!!

    Ejaz

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm Reply

    i told you okes ejaz is dumb.

    dumbkop

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 2:02 pm Reply

    You guys like calling us ABU’s – but you don’t even understand the concept, but I don’t blame you ,the coal burns slowly in Manc Land

    Ejaz

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 2:14 pm Reply

    just like how the sawdust burns in liverkukland….DUMBKOP

  • Mini
    March 11, 2008 at 2:16 pm Reply

    I have to ask why is it that Liverpool fans always live in the past?

    Screw the past when last have you guys won something of NOTE besides the Champs League in the last 15years?

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 2:17 pm Reply

    Why Indians can’t be Terrorists’

    10. 8:45 is too early for us to be up to board a flight.

    9. We are always late. We would have missed all four 9-11 flights.

    8. Good looking people on the plane would distract us.

    7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

    6. With food and drinks on the plane we would wind up dancing.

    5. We talk with our hands, so we would have put our weapons down.

    4. We would all want to fly the plane.

    3. We would argue politics and start a fight in the plane.

    2. We would have put the Liverpool flag on the windshield of the plane.

    AND THE NO.1 REASON INDIANS CANT BE TERRORISTS…..

    1. We would have told everyone a week before what we were going to do

  • Mini
    March 11, 2008 at 2:21 pm Reply

    Oh and Punisher you should talk last about Ejaz’s lity.

    Guys….. Punishers lity clearly a LEEDS fan but the damn Punisher goes and brainwashers the poor kid.

    He went to such great lenghts to brainwash the lity not to support LEEDS that he told the poor kid that he’d have to find another place to stay if he supports LEEDS!

    Shame on you Punisher!

  • Anonymous
    March 11, 2008 at 2:21 pm Reply

    i say banish all these muggs who leave kak comments. if anonymous has a problem the with writer then he must write a post

    freds

  • ZK
    March 11, 2008 at 2:31 pm Reply

    eish guys enough with the silly rivalry 😛
    swoosh and whoever joins you…
    see you guys tonight…
    🙂

  • SETH
    March 11, 2008 at 2:45 pm Reply

    Mini

    I would be deeply distressed if you tried to brainwash the little punisher to be a Leeds twat.

    The boy needs to grow up with some hope, not wait until 2050 for his team to be in the PL.

    Leeds will only be promoted when you get maaf from Safraz.

    THE CURSE OF SAFRAZ STILL LINGERS!

  • Mini
    March 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm Reply

    LMFAO

  • Anonymous
    March 12, 2008 at 6:19 am Reply

    Inter 0 – Liverpool 1
    (0 – 3 Aggregate)

    Ejaz

  • Punisher
    March 12, 2008 at 7:30 am Reply

    Thanks Seth for coming to my rescue. Everytime ou Mini comes home he tells the lity….who do you support and the lity say Man U and Mini threatens not to by him any sweets anymore etc. FU$$en mamajee’s of today

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