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I was with Seth yesterday at Nescafe. the man looked worried. Lyon 1 up.Things were looking bad. If it stayed that way Utd were in for a tough battle at OT.
Question is why did Fergie play a lone striker.I mean you got to attack away. If it was 1-0 Lyon and they got that away goal.The Mancs were F#$ked. Now they are well poised.But its fine.I wanted them to progress.They must get dumped out in the semi final.

Too many chances missed……too many.San Siro will be uphill battle

Celtic, What happens to Celtic when they play at home. JVG VH, Jan vana goor van hesselink or something like that. But Barcelona look like they want success in Europe this year and they ran out 3-2 winners.
In the other game SEVILLA got 2 precious away goals, but Kanoute didnt score.

What did I say, Inter have no European Pedigree. We watched the game at Nescafe Fordsburg. Myself, Azee, Seth, Hazrat, F Haturani, Molana and Hazrats friend. Rash Cassim gave me a prediction on 70 minutes in front of the panel. He said 2-0 Liverpool. With Seth and Azee its like watching a game with Mamadoo and Tovy. I swear If we had a phone in at Nescafe the Liverpool Fans will take these F#$kers out. Tonight is the MANC game that we will be watching at Nescafe.

I spoke to my other pundit Moosa Areff, the second Notts Forest supporter I know thats alive, I agreed with his analysis 100%. Liverpool are fueled by the Fans, Not Rafa and Hicks and all these Muggs. They were hurting and they Did this for the Fans. 2-0 against inter is an exellent result. Ha Ha, the f#4ken Inter Muggs, Juve hate Inter like the Kop owes hate the Mancs.

The game was ok. Once the matrix got sent off, Whats new, Inter were on the backfoot. From theron in Herpia and Torres could have made it four. Kuyt scored, Can you believe it. And Captain my Captian, Well he is in a different Class


By Ejaz Khan

I thought it was Zidane, honest !!

Dirk Kuyt shocks fans and himself with the opening goal

Steven Gerrard gives Liverpool the two goal cushion to take to the San Siro

Whats happening Mr Loonat, 2-1 down in Rome. But a good ‘Road Goal’ as Tommy Smith with a “Y” says.But f#4ken Madrid, they score goals and concede just as many. Interesting to see the return leg at the Bernabeau.

No Bilal Anelka, 0-0 for Chelsea. No away goal. Only Avram Grant and his family recieving Death threats. But theyl turn the tide at the bridge.

Why did I pick the Porto muggs in my Fantasy Teams.

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Comments (27)

  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 7:11 am Reply

    I hope a dua was made for the away leg….

  • Top 15
    February 20, 2008 at 7:24 am Reply

    Ejaz now what are your thoughts of dirk kuyt

  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 7:41 am Reply

    You guys are carrying on like it was a well deserved win.
    Inter were unlucky not to come home with a draw. They played well considering they were only 10 man. The only reason u guys outplayed them is because they had 10 man and the 1st yellow card was unwarranted. This is what you call theft Swoosh.

    If u had any credibility and a sportman conscience u would of gave united the credit they deserved this past weekend. instead u chose to be worse than the muggs u quick to criticise on supersport.

    Naseem Swoosh Mayet is worse than the indian version Gary Bailey


  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 7:45 am Reply

    Kuyt owes liverpool about 5 hat tricks before he gets in my good books
    But atleast he wasn’t his crap self last night
    Good assist for Maicon’s goal


  • Kamikaze Warrior
    February 20, 2008 at 7:56 am Reply

    A season is not based on 13 games in the champions league. However heart warming it was to see them beat inter it was by no means salvation for liverpool. To beat a side who played a hour with 10 men and only manage to score in the final 5 minutes makes me wonder what would have happened had the insulting not been sent off. Kuyt was fortunate and Gerrards strike wasn’t one where he hit it with intent, similar to that liverpool youngster who scored again arsenal a few years back, a real hit and hope chance. Sack the guy at the end of the season even if he wins it and bring in a coach who wants to play 50+ games a year not someone who plays 13 and reckons he can get them to play 50+. Remember Liverpool fans will never be satisifed we set the standard in the 70’s and 80’s and united did it in the 90’s. We want domination and we want it now. This guy is delivering dessert to a party where people want food.

  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 8:10 am Reply

    But the ghaajar halwa always comes before the Biryaani
    Biryaani is coming be patient


  • Mini
    February 20, 2008 at 8:14 am Reply

    Takilla you liverscumbag!

    Firstly the f#@kng ref was bought out I am convinced!I mean he was dishing out cards early in the game like the the dudes dish out planet fitness flyers on corlett drive.

    Secondly you guys probably had 80% posession and like a 1000 shots and only scored in the last quarter which proves my theory that you guys are rubbish!

    Thirdly Rafa is sooooo shit that he takes off Babel.For what?…They guy is great…(ok thats exagerating I mean he is Liverscum,but he is good nonetheless).

    So for all you scumbags that come from actonville, oh sorry anfield( WTF same difference)for you guys to brag about how you won,rather come to my backyard coz I got place for you guys to bury your heads!…..

    In all fairness a win is a win… congrats,but believe you me that win was not convincing at all!

  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 8:15 am Reply

    that the problem with you Liverpool supporters.

    In the beginning the league was priority.

    your guys problem is so bad that now anything else but biryani is your biryani

  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 8:17 am Reply

    You last in the fantasy league Swoosh?
    Where is our refunds?

  • kopin
    February 20, 2008 at 8:49 am Reply

    the ref was giving home town decisions. how could the guy get sent off? that messed teh game as a contest after that.

  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 9:00 am Reply

    The result stands….Liverpool won and if the dua`s was made for the return leg…Liverpool will go through…

    Tonight the asses play…Cheers to a united loss.

  • kamikaze warrior
    February 20, 2008 at 9:11 am Reply

    The Four Stages of Managing Liverpool

    1. Initial upturn in performance, results and aesthetics
    2. Godawful eye-bleeding dreck
    3. Denial in the face of all evidence, usually with reference to possession stats and number of shots which were only a bit off target
    4. Resigned acceptance that the jig is up.

  • Kamikaze Warrior
    February 20, 2008 at 9:13 am Reply

    Taken from the guardian newspaper before kik off:

    A Liverpool fan, in such a blistering funk he emailed in nearly five hours before kick-off, writes: “In spite of all the evidence and my gradually declining sanity,” begins Barrie Stevens, taking a deep breath, “I am still supporting this pathetic bunch of t***s who couldn’t even beat Barnsley (I mean for F***S sake). But I have to say I hope we get caned tonight. At least 3-0. It’s the only way things are going to change for the better. I suspect Benitez will opt for 4-5-1 play-them-on-the-counter-and-hope-Torres-is-too-fast-for-them. I just hope Mancini has the stones to play offensively, maybe 4-4-2. I know its not the typically Italian way of doing things, but we have no answer for teams who play in this fashion. So here’s to at least 3-0, Benitez sacked, the Yanks gone and a decent owner/management combination coming in to sort us out. Forza Inter!”

  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 9:16 am Reply

    Yaa you right Kopin, thats why he gave the penalties to liverpool
    What a dwoos

    Kopin for cunt of the year

    Stevie G

  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 9:21 am Reply

    Regarding the article
    That bloke is not a TRUE Supporter
    even though He might be a cunt,
    You still CUNT get worse then KOPIN

    If he were a body part, he’s be a poes

    Stevie G

  • Shakes
    February 20, 2008 at 9:41 am Reply

    Even though I dont like the guy Mettarazzi’s red cared was harsh, but thats football and decisions like these happen all the time.

    As for Inter, I hate them with a passion, they played a typically Italian game and that was their downfall more so than the 10 men which added to their downfall a bit more. Losing your defensive rock to injury also doesn’t help when you playing a very defensive game, but well done fools.

    Zlatan in his own box showed Inter’s intent, and they will always remain a kak side. Even last nite against the fools I couldn’t bring myself to back them.

    Swoosh I will consider Nescafe tonite, on condition you organise that we can switch to the Milan game every few minutes. I mean it’s Fabregas vs Kaka, and that is something to watch.


  • Anonymous
    February 20, 2008 at 9:47 am Reply

    Rather watch Arsenal vs AC Milan

    Better football then the match you guys are going to be watching at Nescafe


  • Ta^KiLLa
    February 20, 2008 at 10:05 am Reply

    Materazzi got what he deserved..
    1st yellow was dicey but who cares..

    He’s the same bloke that called Zidanes mother/sister a terrorist whore or something to that effect.. So good riddens.. He’s a bloody ITAL after all..

    If we bought the ref then why no penalty was given on Vieira’s handball.. The 1st 2 penalty shouts were hopeful but that one was blatant..

    Kuyt scoring doesnt mean a thing.. When Rafa bought him he said this is a guy that can get you 15-20 goals a season.. He’s currently on 2 or 3 i think.. He’s still kak..

    Pennant and Crouch combo are LFC’s (and ENG’s) best form of attack after Gerrard and Torres.. They should start and leave Kuyt and Lucas on the bench..

    And why is Lucas getting so much game.. He’s not yet ready.. Pennant must start..

    Mini as for your backyard offer, i’ll counter it by offering u a entrance ticket to the botanical gardens to bury your head in3 years time upon seeing that leeds are still playing in a league with the word “division” in it.. Like “div 1 or div 2”


  • Mini
    February 20, 2008 at 12:35 pm Reply


    The premiership was called division 1 prior!So if I were you I would take back what I said, coz who knows it might revert back to being called that.As a matter of fact Leeds were the last team to have won the league before they changed the name.Dont think LIVERSCUM have won it after us.HAHAHA

    So in actual fact it is just a title and I think its got to do with sponsorship or something of the sort.(who cares)….We will be back.

    As for the dude that still supports NOTS FORREST well done to you.Stand by your team.

    On a lighter note thank God there are no Villa fans here coz as a kid I had a UK/S.A coach who used to train with the big guns in the UK and they had a song for Villa fans which went something like this…..


  • kopin
    February 20, 2008 at 3:00 pm Reply

    stevie g 4 legned of teh year!

  • Anonymous
    February 21, 2008 at 6:18 am Reply

    Kopin for Dyslexic of the year !

    Stevie G

  • Shakes
    February 21, 2008 at 10:07 am Reply

    Swoosh theft is diving to get someone a second yellow card and sent off.

    United were pressing for that equaliser and it was well deserved.
    What a talent though Karim Benzema. Reminds you a little bit of Zidane and the goal was class.

    Milan were rock solid last nite. Inter should take note of how to play an away game in the Champs league. My heart almost stopped though when Adebayor hit the crossbar, but like I said our old men seem to pick their game up in European games and seem to not enjoy playing in Serie A.

    And Pato looks a gem of a player. With the likes of Gourcuff and Kaka we getting the look of a younger side. Just one or two defenders of the right age and a better quality goalie and we could be better in Serie A. Oh and hopefully Swoosh is rite and Rijkaard at the helm.


  • ZK
    February 21, 2008 at 2:07 pm Reply

    One q for all the liver fans…
    How is it that they can seriously only perform in big matches like these?
    o and sorry but benitaz has to go (who cares if they won this week!!!!)
    United sigh a draw – me wonders if they underestimate their opponents (beautiful goal from lyon)
    Killa -> SHURRUP 🙂 (sorry if i cnt tell you that on your blog i will find other places to say it) 🙂
    And Arsenal fans – What the F^%K is happening to you guys?
    Yes i should be the last to tlk considering which team i support but the way you english fans carry on i just have to ask 🙂

  • Ta^KiLLa
    February 21, 2008 at 6:21 pm Reply

    ZK – LoL (i’m sure u on the guest list)..

    United got another chor’d result..

    We all forgetting the dark horses in all competitions..

    The only team that is on course to win 4 CUPS.. Yes CHELSKI..

    Do u think they can beat ManU and Arsenal at the BRIDGE.. Point to ponder..


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  • ZK
    February 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm Reply

    killa -> What guest list? I seem to be lost…
    chealski ah the proverbial goodlooking on paper disappointing in action 🙂

  • ZK
    February 25, 2008 at 9:52 am Reply

    Killa-> mmm what happened to Chealski?

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