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QUOTE OF THE WEEK

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Whilst we were organising our stuff for the Charity Fun Day, I was with a partner that like me is single LOL. We were shopping in PICK N PAY when we met one of those owes that always look at you and say “SO WHEN YOU GETTING MARRIED, ITS TIME NOW. Now thats the last thing wed like to hear. My partner said to him. 28F9544400000578-3092623-image-a-4_1432291807696
So Adios Amigo, Go buy yourself a BLUEBERRY Cheescake and LEAVE US Alone.
Sublime. The owe packed his gear, went to the cheese section and hopefully he will never bother us again

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Comments (17)

  • Anonymous
    December 4, 2007 at 1:28 pm Reply

    now please tell us who this HAZRAT is ?

    what wise words ?

  • Moosa A
    December 4, 2007 at 1:55 pm Reply

    How bout this one,

    “Keer is tastier then Biryani so piss off”

  • Anonymous
    December 4, 2007 at 3:00 pm Reply

    SWOOSH IT IS TIME THOUGH THAT YOU CALL IT A DAY!

  • Anonymous
    December 5, 2007 at 6:47 am Reply

    The fact that the topic was posted by you means their is someone on the cards.
    I mean after the weekend and seeing the oz man in a different fikr, I think you need too.

    Many single girls were there at the charity fun day.

  • Anonymous
    December 5, 2007 at 7:30 am Reply

    this is the quote of the decade!!!!!

  • Faheem_Vezharz
    December 5, 2007 at 8:40 am Reply

    I couldnt tell the difference between the single and the married women at the fun day.But than again THE RING DONT CLOSE THE HOLE

  • Anonymous
    December 5, 2007 at 8:54 am Reply

    IS THE OZ MAN TAKEN?

  • Anonymous
    December 5, 2007 at 9:30 am Reply

    HE CAN’T BE TAKEN. SUMBODY ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!! OZ PROMISED TO MARRY ME!

  • Anonymous
    December 5, 2007 at 10:22 am Reply

    If married people wonder why u still single they probably just wishing they were still single!!

  • Anonymous
    December 5, 2007 at 10:50 am Reply

    Why buy hte whole cow, when you can have the milk for free???

    ABR

  • Anonymous
    December 5, 2007 at 11:49 am Reply

    ozz man or men

  • Anonymous
    December 5, 2007 at 11:55 am Reply

    swoosh0018.com charity day felt like an irc meet.
    I got to finally see who the stinker mounthed Faheem Vehzers was.
    To my amazement he was a young lad, quiet and shy.

  • Punisher
    December 5, 2007 at 2:42 pm Reply

    swoosh. like I said on the weekend, I can see u climbing some mountains soon

  • Faheem_Vezharz
    December 5, 2007 at 4:33 pm Reply

    Anonymous be man enough and tell me your name

  • Anonymous
    December 6, 2007 at 7:11 am Reply

    Swoosh i think its time you go on yumna vezhars idea and open that swoosh singles club

  • Anonymous
    December 6, 2007 at 9:40 am Reply

    WE WANT A SWOOSH SINGLE’S CLUB!

  • Anonymous
    December 6, 2007 at 10:16 am Reply

    WE LOVE MAMMAD KALOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

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