THE RETURN OF THE ANACONDA
For those of you who missed the Anaconda post the last time. Lets refresh. He was the guy that was engaged and peeped at his Sister in Law in the shower and well duely broke the engagement off because of what he saw and coudnt forget.
Now it seems that this lad has a heritage of incidents in his family tree. Back in the day. I mean really BACK in the day Marriages in Indian Cultures was very different as opposed to now. Now You have a Choice. That time you didnt.
To cut the long story short,The Grandfather Anaconda’s went to propose or see the girl in some farm. Now the GA (Granfather Anaconda) was with his best friend who was a lot more goodlooking than GA. He had green eys etc. So when they went to see the girl, the groom to be was pointed out. It supposed to be the GA. But our lass in all her excitement seen the BEST FRIEND and without hesitation said a immediate YES. Not realising that it wasnt the best friend that came to propose but Anaconda’s grandfather.
Now back in the day there was no Cellphones and courting etc. On the wedding day the girl got a shock of her life. In front of her in a three piece suit was not the green eyed lad BUT THE SENIOR ANACONDA HIMSELF who according to reports wasnt exactly Brad Pitt, he was more like the late PAVAROTTI
SHUKR(Thankfully) They married, produced kids and grand kids and thats how our Man ended up breaking his engagement because he saw his Sister in Law in the Shower while his fiancee was sleeping
THESE ARE TRUE EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE AND PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. I KID YOU NOT