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As I always said I am a man of my word.Hazrat,Mamadee Moten and Imraan Marks made a bet with me that If I miss any sitters I should make myself Mugg of the Week.And alas Just like Del in Euro 2000 I came on as a substitute to a barage of misses against ESC. Especially the last one. What can I say, As you hit the 30’s the legs get heavier. The owes were giving me flak for the hairstyle which is a porcupine cum Albert Einstein and cited that as a reason,Hazrat says spotting the car outside News cafe Friedman Drive is the reason. What can I say , despite Poalo’s motivation Mamadee crossed with pace and found me in the six yard box. I opted for the flick and glanced it wide. The earlier ones well thats heavy legs ha ha. But Like Del sat on his own in that sad Euro 2000 Final against France, After I missed I sat in the same way. Ive been sitting alot like that lately and At this stage I guess If you give me a thru ball with a blonde Il miss also. Palsoma Picasso.Palsoma Picasso……
Totti was also harsh and blamed the lack of warming up and Stretching….Fortunately my terrible misses didnt affect the results of the game. ESC gave us a good run in spells until Mamadee buried the second,But I spent the whole of today in the perishaans. After that I went to play in Serie B for Der’rie Bodiat and them,Forsburg Old Boys, I looked the part of Del, playing in the whole just behind the front two in the Tri Qua rista formation.So to the chaps of Real Lesco, I kept my word and ironically on my blog will come in for a pasting and I AM THE MUGG OF THE WEEK.GOODBYE

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Comments (16)

  • Biggy
    June 4, 2007 at 7:14 am Reply

    Swoosh is in the class of Jerry Skosana!!!!!!!

    Thats not a compliment swoosh so don’t get carried away.

  • Anonymous
    June 4, 2007 at 7:46 am Reply

    If you had a WIFE then maybe you would score!!

  • Faaiz
    June 4, 2007 at 9:07 am Reply

    Heard del was spotted laying on the sidelines like Lee Ann Liebenberg catching a tan on Bondi Beach with no care in the world even though he heard Totti furious and screaming at him saying warm the f#@k up im coming of, with Palsamo Picasso in the picture everything else tends to become irrelevant and next thing he knew Donadoni threw him into the mix, Totti says its only than did he realise he was not on Bondi but at a cold and gloomy Faroe Island and Totti claims it would take a 1934 steam train engine quicker to warm up and Totti is a reliable historian

  • Anonymous
    June 4, 2007 at 10:43 am Reply

    Swoosh On The Market.

    Real Lesco F.C have placed Swoosh on the transfer market. They are currnetly offering R500.00 to any club willing to take him off their books. Offer could increase.

    A club spokesman stated that even Morientes at Liverpool scored more goals then Swoosh has in his entire playing career.

    Lenasia Times

  • Anonymous
    June 4, 2007 at 12:05 pm Reply

    U starting to play like the real shit!!!!!

    the kirstens

  • Anonymous
    June 4, 2007 at 2:40 pm Reply

    let no one tell you otherwise… when u do those shimmies on the field… u are truly like del!

  • Faheem_Vezharz
    June 4, 2007 at 3:02 pm Reply

    Hang the boots!The days are over.You over the hill now.Maybe you should go into management

  • Anonymous
    June 4, 2007 at 3:35 pm Reply

    swoosh u kak always have been since your lesco days!

    even in the MSA tournies never produced, never lived up to the hype you created!

  • Anonymous
    June 4, 2007 at 5:46 pm Reply

    swoosh wake up u a disgrace to del, and whoever thinks you like del are more stupid.
    how can u even compare yourself to him

  • Anonymous
    June 4, 2007 at 5:49 pm Reply

    maybe swaaraj would be interested

  • Anonymous
    June 5, 2007 at 7:07 am Reply

    I think u guys are giving swoosh way too much grief, he had balls enough to make himself mugg of the week on his own blog!!

  • Naeem The Red Devil
    June 5, 2007 at 10:21 am Reply

    swoosh, del’s hairstyle in the pic is the same as michael jackson;s in the pic above it, are u trying to tell us something??

  • Anonymous
    June 5, 2007 at 8:51 pm Reply

    I seen the man at times in a 50-50, nothing like Del, more like a 100 ton truck. The days

  • Anonymous
    June 5, 2007 at 8:55 pm Reply

    Fitness Del Fitness, How can you score when your car is in Sandton till 4 on a Saturday Night…..

    Partying and Football, Dont Mix

    Karee Bilaree

  • Anonymous
    June 6, 2007 at 8:21 am Reply

    George Best partied and played the best games of his life!

    swoosh u can do it!

    Doro Kootro
    (White Dog)

  • Anonymous
    June 11, 2007 at 7:25 pm Reply

    @ the kirstens, del plays shit? thats why he played and scored in the last world cup.

    @ anon If he played so “kak” in the msa tourn, why do you still remember it?

    and other anon, if swoosh is a disgrace to del then you prob a disgrace to Lebohang Mokoena

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