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WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP-LIFTING THE CUP AT THE BERNABEAU

WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP-LIFTING THE CUP AT THE BERNABEAU


And I quote
“The Man was in the class of Vincente Del Bosque Pondering a switch in the Madrid Dugout on a glorious European Night”-Alex Del Piero

Del Piero and Raul have been friends for 24 years now and have participated in adidas commercials together and it was fitting that Del was one of the best men to see this Galactico off …………The other man for the occasion was my Right hand Man for the occasion ,Shaheer. But What an evening, A climax to a resilliant season. The glittering ceremony was laden with Football Galacticos and Sports personalities . Among those present at the function were Alessandro Del Piero, Arsene Wenger ,whose niece made the glorious bride, Freddy Ljungberg, Francesco Totti, Ryan Giggs,Ebrahim Ba, Diego Maradona, Inzamam Ul Haq,yes he was there believe it or not,Steve Hodge of England, Wenger admitted to me personally that He will not at all let football come in between himself and Raul and what happens on the pitch stays on the pitch. But when the entrance epitomised the chants and the glamour I Alex sat and watched this Galactico gracefully and mentioned to myself
“Sis tare del Mundo,Sis tare del Vio,Importante del tutto de Raul”
Un Kapitano ,Sisere Un Kapitano,Sisere Un Kapitano”

But more on the Bernabeau later

FROM THE KOP END.
The Berbabeau was slightly glum from the faces of the Kop. The Alipor timers puffed and ate and cursed. I must admit now Rashid Cassims quote is looking far fetched. Cisse and the lads. Did you Muggs see the first goal,Horendous. I mean come now really man. What is the problem for this sort of Inconsistency.What is it really. I have no comment,The splendour of Bernabeau took my pain away. On the other hand The Utd Muggs at the Bernabeau were sipping Masala tea like there is no tomorrow with a Smirk. I have nothing to say.I will wait for the feed from Cape Town and locally and we will take it from there…..But Pathetic again to say the least.

THEATER OF DREAMS
Well we look set now for a two horse race. Again the Red Devils didnt let up and put in a performance that makes them worthy challengers. I didnt see the game but before I get lambasted for being bias etc,Well played to Biggy and Herbly,Seth and the rest. Liverpool must be made to walk around the garbage bins. Maybe your owes form will be a contributing factor to Gerard leaving Anfield and coming to Utd with Carrick going the other way. But f$%k it,thats Life

CHEL$KI
Emphatic to say the least,But the way Man Utd are letting up it seems a tall task that Chel$ki can replace them at the top rapidly.Just makes for a more interesting campaign. I still dont know how some people rate the DROG as world class. He is class but not now WORLD CLASS. But look great that Chel$ki won it so that they are on Man Utds Arses.

GUNNERS POINT OF VIEW
Arsenal left it late again and a victory was sufficient. I dont think Arsenal have an influence anymore on procedings but It was good to see the likes of Baptista and the Lity Walcott on the pitch .Beside Wenger was pre-occupied anyway.

EUROPEAN SOCCER ROUND UP
Good wins for AC Milan,Inter and Roma. Things look like they are are going Inters way. Without Juve and the Calciopole I mean Come on now.

Barcelona were victorius and amidst distractions and the absence of Raul Becks came off the bench and told Capello to get f$%ked with a sublime winner. Ronaldinho bagged a brace to put Barcelona in the driving seat

FORZA JUVE
A Dissapointment to say the least, Throwing away a two goal lead. And allowing Vicenza to storm back. We must not get complacent but Serie A beckons next year for sure.

And now a final close on the glittering night in Madrid. I just have this message to say to my fellow Galactico Raul.If he reads this,thats if he has the time he he.

“It was indeed a priviledge and and honour to be on your side and being given the free role behind the strikers yesterday. We have fought like you said for 24 years,played Big Games,Watched big Games,smoked a Consi or 30, You pulled me through in 2000 First block @Campus and you know how lol.

From now on when we go into battle for our respective clubs I will be the first to put my foot on the pitch and the last man to enter the Dug Out after the blood,sweat and tears.

I wish you a great career for the remainder and an even better one in Management. Also I will eagerly await the Real Madrid vs Arsenal encounter”

Ciaomo Conte Raul

Forza Madrid ale cante Juve

Also to the okes that participated in a glorius campaign I have selected my Real Madrid x11 for the campaign

GK: Rozie,not the Lenz one RB: Beard Bhamjee LB: Shaheer CB: Yusuf Mayet stadex CB: Zubair Kara CM Naeem Loonat CM Ebie Loonat RH Talha LH Bilal Loonat CF Alex Del Piero and Raul. Subs : Hafeez’s lighties,the other lities, Manager:Saleem Laher (The Ciro Ferrara of the team, President: Fiorentino Perez.We all know who that is.Technical Advisor: Asif Laher. Team Physio: Kabeer Goor. Scouts :Nawaaz and Joe.Board of Dirctors: Baboo Mayet, Joe Mayet’s Toppie

Gents it was sublime and I Will leave with a quote synonymous to an Alipor Function.

Back in the day when Lesco reigned supreme it was made up of all Alipor Supporters, Anees Loonat,Asif Laher,My Toppie,My ooms,late Uncle Ismael Kola Abu Loonat etc. Anyways Coach Blikkies Bismillah was appointed one time for a stint and this were his remarks

“I cant believe this, A Lesco haftime is Like A Alipor Wedding. The supporters are crowding the pitch like they do at an alipor function”-Coach Abdulhak Blikkies Bismillah

And for the record Raul changed at the Dele Alpi in Turin

 

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Comments (19)

  • Biggy
    February 12, 2007 at 7:39 am Reply

    Man U once again came good. It was an expected result but you still have to go out there and get the 3 points. What was nice about it is that our squad players like park and fletcher came through with the goals.Who saw Henry taking a dive in the gunners game???

  • Anonymous
    February 12, 2007 at 8:31 am Reply

    Man U didnt play too well but they got the 3 points. Thats what counts. Naseem i told you this season is ours.
    Arsenal are not looking convincing enough. The carling cup should do.
    As for Liverpool they definately need the new owners to pump the cash. They need it. You cant win the league with 2nd rate internationals.
    Chelsea will be Chelsea. They getting the results it just that Man U are also getting them so it makes life difficult at 2nd spot.
    As for the function, what can i say
    “What a F%^ken function”
    Raul was in sublime form
    Looked so in love we couldnt even get a word in there
    It your chance Strokes

    We all f^&ken waiting

    Herbly

  • Faaiz
    February 12, 2007 at 8:41 am Reply

    We left it for late but better late than never, 3rd place is looking alot more realistic thanks to liverpool, never seen the game was at the bernabeau but good on you gunners, del was in talks with capello about ronaldo not coming and blasting wenger for not contributing to the england national team but wenger dismissed him due to family commitments taking place, del might be leaving juve due to working conditions getting too harsh but he says a man gotta do what a mans gotta do

  • Anonymous
    February 12, 2007 at 8:48 am Reply

    DROGBA NOT WORLD CLASS? BECAUSE LIVERPOOL STRIKERS STINK LIKE SHIT STOP BEING BIASED AGAIN SWOOSH AND TRY TO PUT OTHER STRIKERS DOWN, HE’S SCORED MORE GOALS THAN THE REST OF THE STRIKERS ESPECIALLY THE LIVERPOOOL STRIKERS, WHAT MORE MUST HE DO TO PROVE HIMSELF OR WILL PLAYING FOR LIVERPOOL BE SUFFICIENT?

    SWOOSH BE NEUTRAL FOR A CHANGE AND ADMIT HE’S WORLD CLASS AND CHELSEA WILL CATCH UTD AND WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE, UTD HAVE NO DEPTH IN THEIR SQUAD AND LET THEM GET 2 INJURIES AND WE CHELSEA GUYS WILL BE SIPPING OUR COCKTAILS AND WATCHING THEM DROP DOWN THE TABLE AND LAUGHING AT HOW RIGHT WE WERE.

    LIVERPOOL AND ARSENAL WERE NEVER IN THE RACE AND WE DONT WASTE OUR TIME WITH NOBODY’S WHO CANT EVEN CONTEND FOR THE TITLE

    ZUNAID

  • Anonymous
    February 12, 2007 at 9:00 am Reply

    Biggy is this just a pathetic attempt to justify Ronaldo’s antics??? everyone does it, so why cant I?

    ABR

  • Cisse
    February 12, 2007 at 9:21 am Reply

    Drogba in a Liverpool Shirt ….NEVER . We don’t buy shit divers !!!

    Hes a shit stiker . hes only the highest scorer because Henry was out injured. Sheva is a better stiker than Drogba ever will be.

    Hey Zunaid we might not be contenders this season but remember how we &*^%#@ you guys…….. Ppennaaaaant…..pick that one out Chech !!!!!!

  • Cisse
    February 12, 2007 at 9:26 am Reply

    No Biggy . No one saw that because only Ronaldo dives .

  • azee
    February 12, 2007 at 10:40 am Reply

    Drogba is proving to be world class! apart from being the leading scorer he has scored some crackers this season.

    Biggy they all dive but the media and the abu’s only see Christiano doing it.

    after this week the scousers can now battle it out with arsenal for 3rd and 4th and to be honest they are that kind of a side. Rafa had a big mouth calling everton a small club but i think he should be looking at his own muggs 1st as they make errors like a small club.

  • Anonymous
    February 12, 2007 at 10:52 am Reply

    CISSE FIRSTLY DROGBA WOULD NEVER RUIN HIS CAREER OR STOOP SO LOW TO JOIN LIVERPOOL, WHAT FUTURE PROSPECT WOULD HE HAVE? WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY WIN? HE’S NOT THE TYPE OF PLAYER WHO WOULD BE CONTENT COMING 3RD OR 4TH EVERY YEAR BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY PLACE LIVERPOOL EVER ARE, PRIOR TO CHELSEA WHEN IT WAS ONLY ARSENAL AND UTD IN THE TOP TWO LIVERPOOL WERE STRUGGLING AND WITH CHELSEA IN THE PICTURE NOW YOU GUYS GOT NO HOPE WHATSOEVER OF WINNING ANYTHING, PIN YOUR HOPES ON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BUT WATCH ME LAUGH WHEN YOU LOSE BOTH ROUNDS TO BARCELONA, LETS HOPE THEY DONT REPEAT WHAT ARSENAL DID AND PUT 6 PAST YOU GUYS COZ THAN YOU ALL RUN AWAY AND WE DONT HEAR FROM YOU

    ZUNAID

  • Biggy
    February 12, 2007 at 12:24 pm Reply

    To Zunaid…
    You should be the last to talk about squad depth. One two injuries and you guys are in turmoil, coach making a big fuss about how he hasn’t got money for new players. As you saw over the weekend our squad players produced the goods. As for Drog, his good but no where near world class. You have to prove yourself over years to earn that honour. One good season doesn’t count.

    TO ABR…
    Your name alone shows how much you hate the lity. Diving is not right but it happens, along with time wasting, moving the ball a few yards forward for a free kick, stealing ground on the throw in, pulling a mans shirt while his running. None of that is right, but in modern day football it happens in every game. So why single out ronaldo??? Be Honest, the real reason you hate him cos his good and his producing results for MAN U. I don’t deny the fact that he does dive, but every freekick or penalty he gets is not a dive.

  • Biggy
    February 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm Reply

    Could ABR and Cisse be the same person… Joe Bhamjee up to tricks once again. What no one knows is that Mr. Bhamjee has a file full of Ronaldo clips and pictures. Also a letter to the kop stating reasons why he thinks they should table a bid for him.

  • Anonymous
    February 12, 2007 at 1:05 pm Reply

    BUT BIGGY WE WERE 6 POINTS BEHIND BEFORE THE INJURIES AND WE STILL 6 POINTS BEHIND NOW, ALL OTHER TEAMS WOULD HAVE FALLEN DOWN THE PECKING ORDER BUT THANKS TO THE BRILLIANCE OF OUR PLAYERS AND MANAGER WE RIGHT UP THERE AHEAD OF ARSENAL AND LIVERPOOL AND WITH OUR INJURED PLAYERS COMING BACK ITS GONA BE LIKE WATCHING A HIJACKING IN SLOW MOTION, YOU’LL SEE US COMING TO YOUR WINDOW BUT YOU’LL FREEZE, SHOCK WILL TAKE OVER YOUR BODY AS YOUR BRAIN STRUGGLES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENING HERE AND CAN IT BE TRUE AND YOU GONA ASK YOURSELF HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING BUT THAN AFTER WE PLACE THAT TROPHY IN OUR CABINET YOU AND ALL YOUR UTD KRONIES WILL SEE MOURINHO AND DROGBA SMILING AND WONDER TO YOURSELF HOW COULD WE HAVE EVER THOUGHT WE’D ACTUALLY WIN IT WHEN IT WAS SO OBVIOUS FROM THE START

    ZUNAID

  • Biggy
    February 12, 2007 at 2:33 pm Reply

    Zunaid, first catch up the 6 points, maybe even 3… then you worry about taking the lead. Every team has injuries, thats why you have a squad, as cover. Surely a manager as good as Jose knows that. I’m sure in your eyes the title already in the bag. Guess you got more faith in your team then Jose has in them.

  • Anonymous
    February 12, 2007 at 2:53 pm Reply

    HE HAS FAITH DONT YOU WORRY, YES WE NEEDED A DEFENDER BUT WITHOUT ONE WE DID AND ARE DOING FINE COZ HE MADE A PLAN ACTUALLY HE HAD A PLAN, OTHER MANAGERS WOULD NOT HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO FIND A ALTERNATIVE OR HAVE A CLUE WHICH MIDFIELDER OR PLAYER WOULD BEST BE SUITED TO FILLING IN BUT THE SPECIAL ONE DID AND UTD WATCH US COME BECAUSE AS YOU SAID IT THE TITLES ALREADY IN OUR BAG AND WE WALKING WITH IT TO STAMFORD BRIDGE ALREADY

    ZUNAID

  • Faaiz
    February 12, 2007 at 3:09 pm Reply

    zunaid your faith in chelsea seems to be blinding any rationality in your brain, utd are in sublime form and look the better team to me but be realistic and acknowledge it and that it will be a tough task to ask of any team including chelsea, the drog is a good striker but thats it, if he created more goals he could be world class but he doesnt so he wont be and chelsea might have good individual players but as a team they dont cut it for me

  • Cisse
    February 12, 2007 at 3:27 pm Reply

    Come on Biggy , how can you say me and abr are the same person !!!

    I hate any Manure player , why would I single my nick out as ABR ?

    I am Cisse !

  • Cisse
    February 12, 2007 at 3:48 pm Reply

    I dont think Liverpool would actually pay 26 million pounds for a player whos worth around maybe 5 million.

    Drogba seems like a Darren Bent in the making . Lets see where he is next year this time. Like Biggy said ,to be a world class striker you gotta do it year in year out .

    I can see chelski selling him in the winter transfer market next year .

    What plan did moron-ho have up his sleeve when he had no defender ?
    His plan was to cry to abromovich for 20 millin to buy Micah Richards.

    Ferguson used Keane in that position.Houllier used Gerrard there so I think moron-ho watched a few old tapes of Liverpool and utd to get a few ideas on what to do . Thats why Essien found himself playing centre back .

    About your so-called “highjacking”
    You and I both know that utd are not gonna throw the league away especially with chelski behind them.

    By the way your”trophy cabinet” only has two holes in them and they’re both filled so dream on about winning anything else.

    Boardmans have a special on single pidgoen hole cabinets for your Carling Cup trophy…oh shit I forgot Arsenals gonna pump you guys in that final !!!!

    And don’t you worry about us against Barca. Unlike you we are not running scarred and accusing any Uefa officials of setting us up (ala moron-ho )
    We’ll be ready for Barca and I’ll love to see your ugly mugg when we win.

    I think you got it wrong because you were the one who dissappeared when we beat you !!!!

  • Cisse
    February 12, 2007 at 3:51 pm Reply

    Thats right Moose , I do have a file on Ronaldo.But not your Ronaldo , the real Ronaldo ! R9
    “The Phenomenon”

  • Anonymous
    February 13, 2007 at 8:03 am Reply

    CISSE WE’LL SEE, YOU WERE SAYING LIVERPOOL WERE GONA WIN THE LEAGUE UP UNTIL 2 WEEKS AGO AND DONT STOP WE NEED JOKES EVERY NOW AND AGAIN TO BRIGHTEN OUR DAY, GOOD TO SEE THE COMEDIAN IN YOU IS ONLY GROWING AND THE JOKES KEEP COMING, REALLY ENJOYED
    LIVERPOOL WINNING BARCELONA
    ARSENAL BEATING CHELSEA
    FERGUSON BETTER THAN MOURINHO

    BUT THE BEST ONE OF ALL IS BENITEZ TEACHING MOURINHO SOMETHING, GOOD ONE CISSE AND KEEP THEM COMING

    ZUNAID

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